A common theme in jokes, stories, and everyday conversation is comparing things to pussy. Things like being soft, gentle, timid, afraid, and vulnerable are often attributed to the word pussy.
When people refer to pussy as being strong and aggressive, it is typically in relation to cats. A pussy is something that is soft and gentle like a cat, but at the same time is assertive and takes what it wants.
This version of pussy is very popular in porn. Male porn stars are known for their aggressive sexual appetites, so this type of pussy fits well into their scenes. A viewer can watch a porn video and think they saw a real-life version of the term “pussy”, but in reality they just saw someone who was very sexually aggressive.
However, as more and more jokes turn towards satire and people become more politically aware and aware of social justice issues such as gender equality, “pussy” has begun to lose its negative connotation and be replaced with more appropriate words such as “vagina” or “women”.
Texture
When talking about texture, remember that texture is also self-focused. When you describe something as soft, people think of other things that are soft.
For example, a baby’s skin is very soft, which is why people love to touch babies. So by describing something as soft, you are also mentioning how nice it is to touch it.
Things like plushy chairs and pillows are mentioned as being soft. People like to sit in things that are described as soft because it feels good on them.
When talking about tough or rugged things, people think of things that last a long time. By describing something as tough, you are suggesting that it will not break easily which is a good thing!
Other words related to texture include gritty, smooth, coarse, and delicate. All of these words can be used when talking about different objects to describe their texture.
Health benefits
While many people enjoy a nice, juicy steak, there are some who prefer their meat in the form of a roast. Unlike steak, you cannot season a roast with salt and pepper and enjoy it plain.
However, roasts can be delicious when done right. Some recipes call for thyme, rosemary, and sage to add flavor to the roast. These spices also add health benefits!
Thyme contains antioxidants that help fight inflammation. Antioxidants also help protect your cells from damage. When you eat a high-thyme diet, this can improve your health by reducing inflammatory symptoms like headaches and arthritis pain.
Rosemary contains pinene compounds that improve memory and cognitive function. Sage contains beta-carotene which can aid in the prevention of some types of cancer.
These spices also taste great with a roast!
Roasts can be cooked at different temperatures to get different textures. If you like yours medium or medium well, then a temperature between 350-400 degrees Fahrenheit is ideal.
Price
While pussy is free, the price of a good roast beef pussy can be very high. Some people have spent thousands of dollars on roast beef pussies, and that is because of the stigma around consuming meat instead of meat itself.
People who are vegetarians or vegans will not eat meat at all, which makes it harder to obtain a roast beef pussy. This creates a sense of rarity and higher price for those who want one.
There are several different ways to obtain a roast beef pussy depending on your budget. Craigslist is an easy place to find cheap meat in bulk, and then you can separate the roast beef pussies from the others and keep them separate for later use.
If you are looking for a higher quality one, go to the farm yourself and pick one out! Check its innards to make sure it is healthy before you do, though.
Preparation methods
When preparing to fight, roasting is a more complicated method than frying or grilling. Roasting requires more time and precision to cook the meat fully, but safely.
Roasting is a very high heat cooking method. The roaster or oven uses heat to cook the meat instead of fat like frying or grilling. This is why it is important to use a meat thermometer to ensure the meat is cooked all the way through!
The trickiest part about roasting beef is getting the rump roast (a common type of roast beef) evenly cooked on the inside while having a crispy crust on the outside. The best way to do this is by using a paste made of salt and pepper and rubbing that all over the outside of the meat. Then, let it sit out for about an hour before putting it in the oven so it can soak up some of the moisture from the inside.
For chicken, pan fry or grill depending on how crispy you want your chicken.
Servings per container
When choosing what type of meat to use in your pussy, it is important to pay attention to the servings per container.
If you use turkey, you will have fewer servings per container than if you used roast beef. This is because turkey is much lighter than roast beef. People will also fill up on the lighter meat before feeling full from the roast beef, making fewer servings per container.
Surprisingly, chicken is the lightest meat and has the fewest servings per container. If you are trying to make a chicken pussy, this may be a good choice!
Other meats that work well are lamb and pork. These have a similar serving size as beef, so they are good substitutes.
Container size
When choosing a container size, make sure it is just big enough for your kitty to fit in comfortably. If it is too large, they may feel insecure or unsafe because they can move around too much.
Too small and they may have pain due to being cramped. The best size is one that your kitty can turn around in and curl up in a ball. This also helps with the next tip!
The perfect size also depends on the size of your kitty. Larger cats may need a larger box, whereas smaller cats can get by with a smaller one. Make sure to ask them how much space they need before purchasing a container!
The last thing you want to do is purchase a beautiful box for your kitty, only to have them not use it because it is too big or small for them.
Popularity
While roast beef pussy is a rather unpopular nickname, Turkey is a very popular dish.
Cultural significance
When naming your porn, consider the cultural significance of things. For example, having a porn titled Black Cock will be offensive to people who are not black and/or do not like cocks.
Similarly, having a porn titled Turkey will be offensive to people who are not American and/or do not like turkeys. Likewise, having a porn titled Roast Beef will be offensive to those who are vegetarian or who do not like roast beef.
These are pretty obvious examples, but there are some less obvious ones as well.
